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	<title>be2 Blog … Love, Relationships and Online Dating &#187; funny quote</title>
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		<title>Confirmed Bachelor Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Oct 2010 08:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only a confirmed bachelor would consider falling into a women&#8217;s hands a bad thing&#8230; &#8220;Every man&#8217;s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.&#8221; - Jerry Lewis]]></description>
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<p>Only a confirmed bachelor would consider falling into a women&#8217;s hands a bad thing&#8230;</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Every man&#8217;s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.&#8221;</p>
<p>- Jerry Lewis</em></p>
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		<title>Oktoberfest Quote (Bavarian Proverb)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Sep 2010 13:45:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, the regular love quote of the week is replaced by an Oktoberfest quote, to remind you that the biggest beerfest in the world is starting tomorrow! Maybe we should add this quote to our list of advice for flirting with the girls of Oktoberfest? It would certainly get a laugh out of most [...]]]></description>
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<p>This week, the regular love quote of the week is replaced by an Oktoberfest quote, to remind you that the biggest beerfest in the world is starting tomorrow! Maybe we should add this quote to our list of advice for flirting with the girls of Oktoberfest? It would certainly get a laugh out of most Munich singles, especially if you try to say it in Bavarian <img src='http://www.be2.co.uk/blog/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> <a href="http://apps.facebook.com/lovemottos/"><img class="alignright size-full wp-image-3329" title="love proverb" src="http://www.be2.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/250x140_love_motto1.gif" alt="love proverb" width="250" height="140" /></a></p>
<p><em>“Liaba bsuffa und lusdig, ois niachdan und bled.”</em><br />
“I&#8217;s rather be drunk and funny than sober and stupid.”</p>
<p>- Bavarian Proverb</p>
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		<title>Love Quote about Saints and Sinners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 15:13:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We aren&#8217;t encouraging you to commit sins, obviously, but Oscar Wild quotes always have a way of making us want to be a little less that good&#8230;. The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future. - Oscar Wilde]]></description>
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<p>We aren&#8217;t encouraging you to commit sins, obviously, but Oscar Wild quotes always have a way of making us want to be a little less that good&#8230;.</p>
<p><em>The only difference between saints and sinners is that every saint has a past while every sinner has a future.</p>
<p>- Oscar Wilde </em></p>
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		<title>Women and Football Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 16:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This quote about football isn&#8217;t necessarily true (haven&#8217;t you been watching the women&#8217;s football World Cup?), but it is funny and fits in quite well with the topic of our blog post earlier this week. We are looking forward to a great final this Sunday &#8211; and then a little bit of football-free time! The [...]]]></description>
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<p>This quote about football isn&#8217;t necessarily true (haven&#8217;t you been watching the women&#8217;s football World Cup?), but it is funny and fits in quite well with the topic of our blog post earlier this week. We are looking forward to a great final this Sunday &#8211; and then a little bit of football-free time!</p>
<p><em>The reason women don&#8217;t play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.</p>
<p>- Phyllis Diller </em></p>
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		<title>Katherine Hepburn Love Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 11:59:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We love Katherine Hepburn and we love her quotes! &#8220;If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun!&#8221; Katherine Hepburn]]></description>
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<p>We love Katherine Hepburn  and we love her quotes!</p>
<p><em>&#8220;If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun!&#8221;</p>
<p>Katherine Hepburn</em></p>
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		<title>Typical Men/Typical Women &#8211; Love Quote of the Week</title>
		<link>http://www.be2.co.uk/blog/typical-mentypical-women-love-quote-of-the-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 May 2010 10:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This week, we wrote about a facebook app that makes fun of gender clichees and things people see as typical for men or typical for women. Oscar Wilde was an author who always had a lot to say about the difference between men and women: &#8220;Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That [...]]]></description>
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<p>This week, we wrote about a facebook app that makes fun of gender clichees and things people see as typical for men or typical for women. Oscar Wilde was an author who always had a lot to say about the difference between men and women:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.&#8221;</p>
<p>- Oscar Wilde </em></p>
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		<title>St. Patrick&#8217;s Day Love Quote</title>
		<link>http://www.be2.co.uk/blog/st-patricks-day-love-quote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.be2.co.uk/blog/?p=1641</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Everyone loves an Irish girl &#8211; including us at be2;) Happy St- Patrick&#8217;s Day! &#8220;May the Irish hills caress you. May her lakes and rivers bless you. May the luck of the Irish enfold you. May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.&#8221; - Irish Blessing If you would like to find an Irish girl [...]]]></description>
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<p>Everyone loves an Irish girl &#8211; including us at be2;) Happy St- Patrick&#8217;s Day!</p>
<p><em>&#8220;May the Irish hills caress you.<br />
May her lakes and rivers bless you.<br />
May the luck of the Irish enfold you.<br />
May the blessings of Saint Patrick behold you.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>- Irish Blessing</em></p>
<p>If you would like to find an Irish girl to fall in love with, you might find her at <a title="Irish matchmaking" href="http://www.be2.ie/" target="_blank">be2 in Ireland</a>. After all, there is a rich <a title="Irish matchmaking" href="../offline-matchmaking-in-ireland/" target="_blank">matchmaking tradition in Ireland</a>, be2 is just doing it a little differently than the matchmakers at Irish farmer&#8217;s markets used to&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Love Quote About Sex and Money</title>
		<link>http://www.be2.co.uk/blog/love-quote-about-sex-and-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 17:05:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our love quote this week is about paid love. Paid sex, actually. What? It&#8217;s perfectly natural! &#8220;I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.&#8221; - Steve Martin]]></description>
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<p>Our love quote this week is about paid love. Paid sex, actually. What? It&#8217;s perfectly natural!</p>
<p><em>&#8220;I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.&#8221; </p>
<p>- Steve Martin</em></p>
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		<title>What is Love? Sesame Street Knows!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Another video today, but it is in honour of a very special occasion: the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Sesame Street. And because the show has spent the last 40 years teaching kids about anything and everything, it has also found an answer to that old question &#8220;What is love?&#8221;: Grover: &#8220;What is [...]]]></description>
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<p>Another video today, but it is in honour of a very special occasion: the 40th anniversary of the first episode of Sesame Street. And because the show has spent the last 40 years teaching kids about anything and everything, it has also found an answer to that old question &#8220;What is love?&#8221;:</p>
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Grover: &#8220;What is love?&#8221;<br />
Chelsea: &#8220;Love is something to do with hugs and kisses and a warm feeling inside.&#8221;<br />
Grover: &#8220;Yeaaaah! Boy, love sounds great!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Funny Halloween Quote</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 08:07:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fiona</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The only sad thing about this Halloween quote is that Lindsay Lohan, who says this line in a film, seems to think it&#8217;s Halloween all year round in real life &#8211; and dresses accordingly. Now that&#8217;s scary! &#8220;Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other [...]]]></description>
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<p>The only sad thing about this Halloween quote is that Lindsay Lohan, who says this line in a film, seems to think it&#8217;s Halloween all year round in real life &#8211; and dresses accordingly. Now that&#8217;s scary!</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it.&#8221;</p>
<p>- Lindsay Lohan, Mean Girls</em></p>
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